"Because I said so, that's why. . . "
"Just wait until your father gets home . . . "
"No TV until you've practice you're piano . . . "
Any of these sound familiar? We all go through a phase as parents where we swear we will never say the same things that our parents said to us. And yet, at some point we usually do. Well, have you ever thought of the things you find yourself saying that you never thought in a million years you would say. Ever. Period. ?????
Like . . .
"That pizza cutter does not go up your butt crack."
"That turkey baster doesn't go in your bell button."
"That sock doesn't go over your privates."
Yep, that's one my sweet husband had to say last night. And having sensory kids who are potty training we've said a lot worse. Our kids do things by feel, touch, and taste. And some of the things we've had to stop or kids from doing aren't appropriate to post here. But oh boy have we found ourselves blushing, laughing, and shaking our heads.
So while I'm busy disinfecting clothes and kitchen ware how about you tell me what are some of the strangest things you ever found yourself saying to your children?
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